Addicted to Honey Boo Boo Child


Im 6 And Im A Beauty Queen Shut Up! My name is Ian and everyone’s been telling me that I’m addicted To This Honey Boo Boo Show which *laughs*, I’m not, at all *laughs* Uh… can you believe people actually w-watch this crap? It’s stupid So stupid Ian’s roomate, Anthony is the only one that knows the extent of Ian’s problem He invited us over to see if we can help Ian is definitely addicted to Honey Boo Boo and it’s only getting worse He’s even started to talk like that creepy thing Hi, are you guys ready to order? Ya you got any cheese balls? Excuse me? Cheese balls! My tum tum’s gotta have it! Cheese balls! Cheese balls! Gimme- Ain’t no dumb shows about no “Honey Boo Boo” whatever affecting my life I always been like this *what’s that?* it’s my goo goo juice duh! *What’s in it?* Uh… Cafein drink, soda, peanut butter, hot sauce… and a little bit of x-lax *farts* Anthony has decided to take Ian to get medical help for his addiction Ian, it’s time- What the hell are you doing ? I’m going to a pagent you want to come? No, we’re not going to a pagent I’m gonna get you help Uh, nuh huh, you ain’t gonna tell Ian boo boo bear what to do Nah Ian boo boo bear? Yes that’s my name now dummy Duh Ian’s mom has been brought to the house to witness Ian’s addiction for the first time What’s wrong mumma you ain’t luv me no more? *sighs* fuck my life Dude look at you ! You dress like a four year-old girl and you’re about to do a beauty pagent People are gonna think you’re a pedophile What? I can’t even understand you anymore Dude… I just want my best friend back I’m Sorry… WHAAAAAAABRUUHUHUHUHUHUEEAUEUAUEAUEUAUEUAEUAUEHHHHWHWHWWHHWHHHH I’m really glad Ian was finally able to overcome his addiction I just don’t understand how someone can become addicted to something so disgusting Anyway, are we done here? Steven and I got to go catch a movie Let’s go Steven Coming up next A man in a romantic relationship with his lawn flamingo What? True love comes in many forms

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  2. I wish they would bring some skits like these back with the original cast for just a couple videos :(( the new ones are amazing though

  3. Comments.

    10% “Ian’s Mom, hates shopping carts lol”

    30% “2018? 2019??”

    60% “We Want You Back Too Anthony!”

    😂

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  5. 2:25– Me when I walk out of a test
    1:31– Me when mom asks me why I failed at that test

    Make this like button blue please lil man?

  6. If Ian watches honey boo boo for 5 hours a day he watches it 5 x 365 = 1825 hours per year that’s 1825/24 = approx 76 days

    As for the cheese balls 500 per day therefore 500 x 365 = 182,500 cheese balls per year

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