Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting… …eggs in my chest or something… And I eat one of you, I’m sorry..
-I do not want another single pop culture reference… …out of you for the rest of the trip. Do you understand? I’m trying to say that…something is coming. Thanos! Aargh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Please don’t put your eggs in me. Die! Blanket of Death! Everybody stay where you are.
Chill the F- out. I’m gonna ask you this one time… …Where is Gamora? Yeah!
I’ll do you one better… …Who is Gamora? I’ll do you one better… …Why is Gamora? Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you… …I’m gonna French fry this little freak. Let’s do it. You shoot my guy and I’ll blast him. Let’s go! Do it Quill… I can take it. No, he can’t take it. She’s right. He can’t. Oh Yeah!? You don’t wanna tell me where she is… That’s fine. I’ll kill all three of you and
I’ll beat it out of Thanos myself. Starting with you. Wait, What!? Than– Alright, let me ask you this one time… What master do you serve? What master do I serve? What am I
supposed to say? “Jesus”? You’re from earth. I’m not from Earth, I’m from Missouri. Yeah! That’s on Earth, dipshit!
What are you hassling us for? So, you’re not with Thanos? “With Thanos”? No! I’m here to kill Thanos. He took my girl. Wait—who are you? We’re the Avengers man! You’re the ones, Thor told us about. You know Thor?! Yeah! Tall guy, not-that-good-looking, needed saving. Where is he now?